Coopers Bitter by Boozums @ 25, Jan 2008
k&k std. Initially filthy on Coopers kits due molestation propensity. Some kits palatable if nuzzled crib-bound but Coopers fortune cookies require trainee moustache, groiny down. Unless kevlar throated sub 6 week fondles grief-givers, yet, post three fortnights Coopers imbibage hero-suited equivalent, face melting side-effects.

Brewcraft Newcastle Brown by Boozums @ 10, Jan 2008
Drinking now. Smells like a Nun when you're 41 (phys), mentally 12 (4real). Psyched, no returns. A matron's backside, bootyfull, but chilly with a hint of eat your face about it. First time I tasted this I reached down and goosed myself. This beer is the cool breeze before a nasty domestic.

Lion Real Ale by Boozums @ 10, Jan 2008
You'll call this Larn Rhul Ole after a fistful of glasses. Delusions of grandeur, ladder-climbing pretension and Serge Leone movies aside, go ahead, and what a head, its just a beer. As if. Self-swish was restored by this drop. Bruised by a biffed bung Coopers I plucked a strawberry from the sky and gave it a bandy elbow into this brew. Just the one, plump like a woman in her forties. Roaring. Like being kissed by a maiden Aunt, all cleveage. Serious.

Lion Lager by Boozums @ 10, Jan 2008
700g Chelsea, 300g Manuka honey, reconstituted Muntons yeast. Bubbled lycra sumbotch. My first dabble. Honey messy, verily, strands of sweet glueage. Tastes like a 16 yr old girl, smells like a 70 yr old man. The kind of beer you can take home to mother if she's still talking to you after the Dark Ale episode.

Lion Dark Ale by Boozums @ 10, Jan 2008
Nowt to be feared casting the innards of Lion Kits. Laid this Dark cutie with 1kg dext and Blackrock yeast. Possible to drink Lion kits after 2-3 weeks in the bottle. Brew is the colour of swamp water, you may feel like snogging a banjo and plucking your sister after a couple of glasses. Word. Handful of pox on the 800 character limit.